danger on the stage: a minipost
I once launched my bow into the audience at a CSUN concert after a particularly zesty up-bow...
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Category: Humor
a collection of truly terrible stock photos
Keep in mind I am making fun of the art direction and not the models themselves. Lord knows they were only doing what they were told. This was supposed to be a lovely slideshow instead of some 1998 Netscape mismatched image...
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Fired in front of Zubin Mehta and Sophia Loren: an excerpt
I’ve got all kinds of irons in the fire these days: NaNoWriMo has inspired me to get rolling...
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plowing the fields
One of my students is really in the thick of things. She’s working on the Swan AND the...
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holiday transition standoff, part 7: the verdict
Olivier and Sebastian: 2.5 hours of delicious community service. Happy Thanksgiving to all....
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holiday transition standoff, part 6: deliberation
In the basement, a rare inter-seasonal meeting of S.N.O.W (Society of Neat Ornaments,...
Read Moreholiday transition standoff, part 5: awaiting trial.
Having been discovered by a passerby before they could strike, the two would-be assailants are relegated to the garden. Piney does not wish to press charges, choosing to bid the naughty little pumpkins “a simply marvelous...
Read Moreholiday transition standoff, part 4: the escalation
Wearing disguises, Sebastian and Olivier make their move.
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The pumpkins seek the advice of the wise old wreath, who is rumored to have been on the stoop for a long time.
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A closer look at the intruder.
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Olivier and Sebastian are suspicious of the new visitor to their stoop. The tag still attached indicates that he is going to be returned- the sooner the better.
Read Moreyour source for "pro session musicians"
This, from my inbox. I laughed until my face hurt. At least it’s better than those...
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