This, from my inbox. I laughed until my face hurt. At least it’s better than those folks in eastern Europe trying to get me to evangelize about their pricey and yet somehow cheap-looking cases.


I am a Music composer. I write my music rhythmically. In other words I do the instruments vocally. I would like to know if you have a pro session band/musicians to play and emulate the instruments for my songs that has an ear for hearing the notes and the type of instruments that best suit my song. I would like pro session musicians that can take my instrumental idea and enhance it so that it could reach its highest potential and sound its best.  

Thank you




Best of luck to you, my son.




Photo of real live actual pro session musician from Stock Photos of Violinists.