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This, from my inbox. I laughed until my face hurt. At least it’s better than those folks in eastern Europe trying to get me to evangelize about their pricey and yet somehow cheap-looking cases.

 

I am a Music composer. I write my music rhythmically. In other words I do the instruments vocally. I would like to know if you have a pro session band/musicians to play and emulate the instruments for my songs that has an ear for hearing the notes and the type of instruments that best suit my song. I would like pro session musicians that can take my instrumental idea and enhance it so that it could reach its highest potential and sound its best.  

Thank you

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Best of luck to you, my son.

 

 

 

Photo of real live actual pro session musician from Stock Photos of Violinists.